DUI’s, nip slips, vag slips, damn she even carries her own handcuffs on her purse (I wonder who she’s planning to put those on tonight, hmm?). Yes people, Paris Hilton is one messed up girl. If you have ever wondered why Paris Hilton is the way she is, just take a look at her mother, Kathy Hilton.

The dirty ho doesn’t fall too far from the dirty ho tree.