Amanda Bynes believes there’s a microchip in her head, reading her mind
Isabella Wilson 
As I discussed a few days ago, Amanda Bynes gave an exclusive interview to In Touch Weekly. In Touch has released the interview in sections, because… well, Amanda was and is a profoundly unwell young woman and I guess we need to be reminded of her sad cry for help. In the earlier part of the interview, Amanda claimed that she was engaged to a 19-year-old and they’re going to have babies. In this new excerpt, Amanda says someone implanted a microchip in her head. Sigh…
The new issue of In Touch Weekly gives a glimpse inside the troubled life of Amanda Bynes following her latest DUI arrest, with details of the concerning behavior Amanda displayed on Oct. 5 in NYC — her day spent with an In Touch reporter. The most disconcerting of her erratic behavior was when Amanda told In Touch’s reporter she believes she has a microchip in her head. “I want a dollar a day from every person who [is] reading my mind,” she told the reporter.
Amanda also insisted to In Touch that she needs a nose job after recently getting cysts removed from her face. “I look so hideous,” the beautiful star lamented to the reporter. “Everyone can use a little plastic surgery.”
While many of her ramblings throughout the day made little sense, Amanda made one thing perfectly clear: She wants nothing to do with her parents, Rick and Lynn. “I was miserable living with them,” she says. “I would have rather been in jail.”
Yeah…it’s sad.
As for how she’s behaving out there in the world, well… she’s still a danger to herself and others. On Monday night, she was at the Gilded Lily nightclub, “dancing alone, wearing sunglasses and keeping to herself … until random people started taking photos.” Amanda started yelling at people and then she violently attacked one woman. Amanda allegedly scratched the woman’s neck and arms. TMZ says the woman isn’t going to press charges. Why not? Getting the police involved might be just what this situation needs.
And then yesterday, Wednesday, Amanda shoplifted a hat at Barneys on Madison Ave. Barneys security says she put the hat on and walked out of the store. The hat had a security device and the guards grabbed her as soon as she left the store. The guards told TMZ that Amanda was acting “crazy” but they let her go before the NYPD got there. After that, “sources familiar with the situation” told TMZ that she didn’t mean to steal the hat, she had just left her purse in the car and she was going out of Barneys to retrieve it.
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